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magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

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dragonmoose:

this is how i feel about teenagers

dragonmoose:

this is how i feel about teenagers

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theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

3 days ago on July 29th | J | 284,217 notes

kaible:

catbountry:

zygoats:

zygoats:

a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received

found itimage

You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.

look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details

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Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it.
Aubrey Plaza  (via missys-abode)
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cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy
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welcometothemidnightpremiere:

Pulp Fiction (1994)

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kushandwizdom:

Words of Emotion

kushandwizdom:

Words of Emotion

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my mom said dinner was ready and i went downstairs and it wasnt even ready im sick of all the lies 

5 days ago on July 27th | J | 264,562 notes

jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

6 days ago on July 25th | J | 477,221 notes