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zeldathemes
2 hours ago on September 16th | J | 780,796 notes

vanillish:

writing deep things on your cigarettes like “die young” or “why did they change aunt vivian halfway through fresh prince of bel air like did they think no one would notice”

1 day ago on September 15th | J | 96,952 notes
1 day ago on September 15th | J | 115,242 notes
suck my ass

mother teresa (via joshpecksmom)

oh-eleven-lets-run

1 day ago on September 15th | J | 2,575 notes

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

1 day ago on September 15th | J | 327,619 notes
1 day ago on September 15th | J | 103,630 notes

6woofs:

Well, I was GOING to go to bed…

1 day ago on September 15th | J | 73,915 notes

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

1 day ago on September 15th | J | 102,214 notes
1 day ago on September 15th | J | 1,170,454 notes

zanetheaiden:

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

1 day ago on September 15th | J | 50,798 notes

theblogchoseme:

If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

1 day ago on September 15th | J | 68,915 notes

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

3 days ago on September 13th | J | 700,046 notes
1 week ago on September 9th | J | 41,913 notes
1 week ago on September 9th | J | 3,238 notes

hyperlink37:

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

1 week ago on September 9th | J | 79,604 notes