writing deep things on your cigarettes like “die young” or “why did they change aunt vivian halfway through fresh prince of bel air like did they think no one would notice”
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
Well, I was GOING to go to bed…
Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk
u readin this?
u a princess.
i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein
If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish
DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE
talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver